Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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