Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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