Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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