sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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