Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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