Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
MIDGETS
????
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
