Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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