She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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