hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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