just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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