It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?