OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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