Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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