You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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