I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
