Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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