Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
