just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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