i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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