Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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