I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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