He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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