sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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