So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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