i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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