Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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