this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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