But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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