bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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