I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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