I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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