just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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