she woke up with a sticky ear
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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