No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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