I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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