Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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