My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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