Welp...herpes.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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