i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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