How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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