On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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