just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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