Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Quick, to the slutcave!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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