Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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