I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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