So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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