I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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