There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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