So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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