Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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