i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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