Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
