so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You're like the curious george of whores
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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