Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Cover your peen. We're going out.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
