Kiss
Puke
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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