belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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